IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
its called the xbox one because thats how many i’m not buying
Just wait till Call of Duty: Ghost or Halo 5 come out. You’ll definitely buy it.
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
You are the AVENGERS FANDOM and you are a HERO.
At least, you like to think you are.
You have dedicated your ENTIRE LIFE to emulating your FAVORITE HEROES (Thor, Black Widow, Captain America, The Hulk, Hawkeye, Iron Man, to name a few among the many AMAZING people in your movies and comics). Though this SINCERE dedication is admirable, you WORRY that you might NOT be actually be HERO-material.
Your ever-popular fandom has recently amassed a HUGE number of new fans due to the AMAZING SUPERHERO movies that recently came out. You can’t say you’re SURPRISED by this, who doesn’t like a good SUPERHERO movie? You LOVE them.
Besides liking movies, you are a HUGE COMIC-BOOK GEEK. You have PILES and PILES of comics stored in your bedroom and in your garage, and you often SURPRISE yourself by finding a few of your RARE COMICS in the STRANGEST places (most recently: a limited edition Spiderman comic you discovered wedged between your never-touched-textbooks. Probably left it there so that it wouldn’t get bent-up. You immediately re-located it into a more suitable environment—on your shelf next to your bed. Hey-comics can’t be read when they’re sealed inside a package! You prefer being a hands-on collector, you would rather read the comics you have than let them sit in their pristinely-wrapped packages. In your opinion, that would be like buying a cookie in a package and letting it sit on your shelf forever without ever eating it—what a waste! Wait—do cookies come in packages anymore? Oh it doesn’t matter)
Despite how YOUNG you may look, you are actually pretty old. Like—REALLY OLD. Your FIRST COMIC came out in the 1960s. Naturally, you haven’t met a lot of the OTHER FANDOMS, so you always try to make a good FIRST IMPRESSION. You want to be the COOL FANDOM that everyone automatically assumes you are, but usually you end up giving the OPPOSITE impression, though you never REALIZE it. You can be a huge DORK especially whenever the topic of LOKI comes up, and you’re conflicted on how you feel about him.
You love all your heroes EQUALLY and the worst thing a person could do is to ask you WHICH HERO is your favorite. Or which COMIC. Or to ask you what SUPERPOWER you would like MOST. Because of your indecision about EVERYTHING, even your OUTFIT and choice of WEAPONS are a bit mixed-and-matched and make you look ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. Miraculously, people still think you’re pretty cool.
You are known as a FUN fandom, but you have been known to go CRAZY when you get ANGRY. You are COURAGEOUS and you LOVE your FRIENDS and would gladly DIE in battle with them and rise to the halls of VALHALLA. Or rise to GODTIER. Whatever.
~Some extra stuff~
- “Mother” Disney has been trying to RECRUIT you. You are resisting her alluring offers but the more your SBURB team argues, the more ENTICING her offer sounds.
- On another, completely unrelated note, you also have a very EMBARRASING crush on the MARVEL FANDOM. And EVERYBODY knows it.
Godtier: Heir of Blood.
Reasoning: Blood is about loyalty, bonds, and unity. They will surround their friends, team, and themselves with friends and people to protect them by reinforcing the bonds they have with others. They will be united to protect themselves and others from danger with these bonds of FRIENDSHIP.
But Heirs of Blood need to learn to ask for help when they need it, and in the AVENGER’S fandom’s case— they need to learn that being a hero doesn’t mean you can’t ask for help.Land of Technology and Radiation
Prospit Dreamer
Chumhandle: ShawarmaStud
Typing Quirk: You tend to favor Thor’s way of speaking and throw in a few of Nick Fury’s curses for fun. You also have a habit of saying “I don’t get that reference” when you don’t understand something.WELL. This….this one was a doozy. I kept working on it even though I was happy with it a few hours ago. That was a mistake, I admit.
I based the design mostly off of Loki since people on tumblr usually think of him first before any other Avenger (which is funny because he’s the villain). Used Mjolnir and Hawkeye’s bow for their weapons (was going to give them Black Widow’s gun too but that’s just overkill). Loki’s cape, a mix of Coulson’s shades and Fury’s eyepatch to make big sunglasses (that look like Daves—ha talk about irony). IRON MAN”S ROCKET SHOES. Hulk’s purple shirt and a Captain America star on the sunglasses man I was going to make his hair red for Natasha but it just looked too messy sorry girl you are not represented here MAN I ended up making his pants like hers because I couldn’t do anything else of hers without making it look messy.
Was going to be a panel redraw of this: (x) but as you can probably tell that got out of hand way too quickly.
Bonus: When I was thinking about making his hair red:
wants to cosplay as yamada and hold up a picture of Alter Ego and say “Welcome Home Master” in my best Chihiro voice
Rather than fighting for every woman’s right to feel beautiful, I would like to see the return of a kind of feminism that tells women and girls everywhere that maybe it’s all right not to be pretty and perfectly well behaved. That maybe women who are plain, or large, or old, or differently abled, or who simply don’t give a damn what they look like because they’re too busy saving the world or rearranging their sock drawer, have as much right to take up space as anyone else.
I think if we want to take care of the next generation of girls we should reassure them that power, strength and character are more important than beauty and always will be, and that even if they aren’t thin and pretty, they are still worthy of respect. That feeling is the birthright of men everywhere. It’s about time we claimed it for ourselves.
I think if we want to take care of the next generation of girls we should reassure them that power, strength and character are more important than beauty and always will be, and that even if they aren’t thin and pretty, they are still worthy of respect. That feeling is the birthright of men everywhere. It’s about time we claimed it for ourselves.
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| — | I don’t want to be told I’m pretty as I am - I want to live in a world where that’s irrelevant (via brute-reason) |
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
